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Be as rude to everyone as possible except for my parents and maybe two of my friends.
A sorority girl sitting near me just asked her friends what the difference is between Whole Foods and Fresh Market.
I wanted to interrupt and ask them if there’s a difference between McDonald’s and Burger King.
Did u know that the Most American Birds are routinely and selectively murdered by the Most Unamerican Energy Source?
Wouldn’t be a trip to pops’ house without this fluffy bastard involved.
That face ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
(via yearbookwhitetiger)
When white males paint their nails and wear lipstick.
You’re still boring.